Blob Justice

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Justice, Society & Culture, World, Knowledge, Kids & Family, Relationships, Mac, Comedy, John Hodgman, Information, Show, Judge, More, John Hodgeman, Pc, Jesse Thorn

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

David files suit against his wife, Kayleigh. David would like to keep a jellyfish tank in their home, but Kayleigh is opposed! Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Andrew Lerchen for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.7	I'm Baylor Fjessi Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, blob justice.
0:09.4	David file suit against his wife, Kaylee.
0:12.1	David would like to keep a jellyfish tank in their home.
0:15.7	Kaylee is opposed.
0:17.7	Who's right?
0:18.7	Who's wrong?
0:19.7	Only one man can decide.
0:21.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:26.4	reference.
0:28.2	The Judge John Hodgman podcast is made from the finest, delicious, healthy, organically
0:33.4	grown microphones and computers.
0:35.6	It is full of zest, natural goodness, and contains the amazing mother of podcasts, which
0:41.7	occurs naturally as connected strand-like chains of internet justice molecules and is
0:46.0	highly regarded throughout history.
0:47.6	Why?
0:48.6	In 400 BC Hippocrates, Father of Podcasts, use the Judge John Hodgman podcast for its amazing
0:54.5	natural qualities.
0:56.1	Baylor Fjessi Thorn, please swear the litigants in.
0:59.3	David and Kaylee, please rise and raise your right hands.
1:02.6	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
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