Blitzkriegs
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2017
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Ray Hurrah once again the smartest man in the world, |
| 0:14.1 | proof past 6 a week in here in my studio, |
| 0:16.0 | this hard fun, a Brooklyn's most effort doesn't come |
| 0:19.2 | again, still. |
| 0:20.3 | The bellhouse looked at him and it was good, well honest. |
| 0:23.3 | And the irradiated dolphin district near the canal of |
| 0:26.5 | doom and the whole foods that says your apartment rent is going to go up so |
| 0:31.1 | high that you can't afford it anymore. |
| 0:33.2 | Once again, cats and kittens were here to hold fast against the alarming tide |
| 0:38.0 | that is developing us and now that it is at Memorial Day weekend coming up by |
| 0:42.8 | the time this drops a little of bean Memorial Day weekend and Memorial Day is |
| 0:47.2 | a beautiful idea. It really is. We should really honor everyone who has made |
| 0:51.2 | us sacrifice for this country but instead it's really a kickoff for two |
| 0:54.0 | alcohol-filled months. The one that was pegged by the 4th of July and then |
| 1:01.0 | satamized by Labor Day at the end drunkenly at a picnic and I realize is that |
| 1:07.0 | two months? Three. Three. Don't catch me on chronology. What am I? |
| 1:12.8 | So I love the idea of Memorial Day. It's just that no one ever lives up to... |
| 1:19.6 | If there was a Memorial Day telephone with like Chuck Norris or whatever and he was |
| 1:23.6 | what's the machinis on the Nazi updominizer or whatever and he fucking... |
| 1:27.2 | You know if you want swatts to cabs you need to help. |
| 1:32.0 | Not that the military is Nazis, they're not. But you know someone like that because I was like |
| 1:36.3 | why don't you host a Greg and I thought hmm... I don't really scream veteran. |
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