Good evening, Hollywood, California. What goes down tonight? I'll tell you what goes down.

The apartment town is now in session. Here we are at the meltdown.

It's dirtiest melting meltdown theater here in Hollywood, California. I'm Jeff Stamys, your com-roller.

Let's welcome to the stage of the Bayer apartment town, Mr. Dan Herman.

A couple lazy karate kicks I did there for you at you listening at home.

Thank you for coming to Herman Town. Thank you, Jeff Davis, our com-roller. What a wonderful job.

Well, I got nothing. I don't have anything to talk about tonight.

That's our show. Good night. Thank you for coming, everybody.

We did the...

I like to think...

Moe Fatal Bap.

He's the best name you can think.

It's the worst name. There's no Germanic device for battle-fap.

You can never remember if it's B first or M first or...

You can say Moe Fatal Bap wrong and nobody knows.

Oh, that's it. Okay. Fatal Bap...

I won't. I won't. Fatal Bap.

It's going to be a bad show tonight, folks.

Buckle up and...

This moe came from down the corner here.

We said it three times wrong.

So he's like an insecure beetle juice.

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