Live from the Nerd Melt Theater and beautiful Hollywood, California,

Harmatown is now in session.

And now, welcome to the stage, the Mayor of Harmatown, also my name, Dan Harmatown.

Thank you, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry about everything.

Well, you were here.

I mean, we were all thought everything was fine.

I am out of practice at being quite so clickable, clickably delicious.

I'm fine with it.

I don't know if anyone was bothering to feel sorry for me, but I'm getting really used

to this.

Actually, I have a publicist now whose job is to keep make me less famous.

He's a really cool guy.

I don't know.

I don't imagine he'd ever come on the show and answer questions about what it means to

be Dan Harmat's publicist.

I think that would be a really interesting interview.

Can you talk about your Hollywood reporter photo suit?

No, I can't, because it's technically a joke that involves a concept that I can't.

Sorry, I've already stood up.

I've got to write a letter to Aaron McAfee, let us know what it was like.

Well, I think I can beat around that word and not be quotable.

Obviously, as my publicist, this guy is a little, he's got his hands full sometimes.

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