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Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2016

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship with DJ James Kennedy.

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0:00.0	Hello, Javna.
0:11.0	Oh, I hate myself.
0:14.5	So fucking annoying.
0:16.3	Hello everyone.
0:18.0	I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of BlogTurnt Podcast.
0:23.2	The Bitch Bible.
0:25.2	My goal for 2017 is to come up with something a little snappier for my intro, but it's
0:31.7	straight to the point, what do you want from me?
0:35.1	Sorry.
0:37.3	I just got back into London.
0:39.3	I had the most amazing weekend in the British countryside.
0:45.5	It was like straight out of the holiday.
0:49.8	Except Jude Law was not there with his two children.
0:55.7	Fortunately and unfortunately.
0:58.8	It was so beautiful.
1:01.3	I feel like I became the most butch, gentile version of myself just in time for Christmas.
1:08.2	I learned how to start a fire.
1:10.4	Well, I mean, I tried to start a fire.
1:15.8	It did not work.
1:16.8	I ended up having to call somebody in to help me, which was a low point.
1:20.4	But I still tried.
1:22.0	I ped a horse.
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