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The Bert Show

Bless Your Heart: He Thought The Moon Came From Where?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes smart people...say really, really, REALLY stupid things. Sometimes dumb people say them, too. And sometimes, the only response is to stare at them and simply say... "Bless Your Heart." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I race for life and my mom who was diagnosed with bowel cancer.

0:04.0

I race for life for my best friend who would lose to her.

0:08.0

I race for life from a dad who's living with prostate cancer.

0:12.0

I race for life for everyone who feeds in cancer.

0:15.0

Who are you, Raceful?

0:17.0

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0:24.0

And together we will be cancer.

0:27.0

Impartnership with headline sponsors Standard Life.

0:30.0

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0:33.0

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0:38.0

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0:42.0

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0:48.0

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0:50.0

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0:53.0

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0:56.0

Please drink responsibly.

0:58.0

The virtue.

0:59.0

Bless your heart moments.

1:01.0

We have all had them.

1:03.0

Cassie, what are they?

1:05.0

Bless your heart moment is when you say something so incredibly stupid and so obvious

1:10.0

that everyone around you goes instead of saying your dumb they go,

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