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Have Kids, They Said…

Blast Balled All Night

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends!

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0:00.0

Alrighty Rooney, it's time, that time again.

0:03.7

Oh yeah, have kids, they said, don't listen around your kids, it's going to get fun, it's going to get a little

0:09.2

dirty, but yeah, again, not for their little ears.

0:12.1

Yeah, get them out, you've been warned.

0:16.6

What's your name?

0:17.6

I am.

0:18.6

Who am I?

0:19.6

Yeah, he.

0:20.6

Ah, ha ha, ha ha. H

0:25.8

Gee gonna fucking gee!

0:28.8

Gee gonna fucking bickin! I mean literally I feel like I have been like Flemmy and coffee for like since

0:47.8

August is it ever gonna end? Well your kids are back in school now which means you know the

0:52.1

role someone in your house has to be

0:53.7

a little gross. Oh yeah wait until you hear we'll be getting to that shortly.

0:59.6

Yeah things are great over here in the Nicole Ryan households lots of lots and lots of fun

1:04.4

at what age could you stop saying hey come here kid and picking their boogies out

1:09.8

I don't know if I'll ever stop I love it too much I'll see my kid and there'll be a big clog of like hardened

1:15.8

snot and I'm like get over here. How good? It's almost as good as popping a pimple. Like when you get,

1:21.6

when you really good at, oh my God, I can feel it right now.

1:25.0

I, Sarah will say, stop shoving your big sausage fingers up our kids' nostrils. I'm like,

1:31.0

I mean, how are they breathing with it? Like, sometimes a

1:33.7

Pilewell looks like a pebble and it's a hearted snot. So wait, so you never watched the

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