Blakely Thornton: Weak Dick Game & Diamonds

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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CEO of CiViL Jewelry, Blakely Thornton, is redefining luxury and making us laugh our asses off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0	God forbid she can compare dick sizes. God forbid.
0:02.8	No, like Sean, you're just mad because your dip game week.
0:05.4	You have no hip action. You have stiff hips.
0:08.7	You need to stretch your hip flexion, bro.
0:10.6	You can go to yoga and go to therapy.
0:13.0	That's what you do.
0:18.2	Welcome to
0:27.8	We have an exciting one today, but before we start, I just want you guys
0:31.0	know that in hell today, we had to use zoom because it's hell and we're in a
0:35.7	pandemic. So we had to use zoom.
0:37.6	The audio isn't quite as crisp as you guys are used to, but it's still a
0:41.3	fucking great episode. I hope you enjoy.
0:43.6	We have a very special guest in hell today.
0:45.7	We have Blakely Thorin. Did I pronounce it right?
0:48.5	Yes, you did. Yes, correct. On the first try.
0:50.7	Because they were a lot of the R and NT are all together and intimidated me.
0:54.5	You are like kind of intimidating because we first met when we were like
1:00.9	working at a similar co-working space or whatever.
1:04.4	Yeah, yeah, by like fuck, Jerry media.
1:07.0	Exactly.
1:07.4	And you have resting like I'm really busy face.
1:11.6	That is that I mean, I truly do part of it is unintentional, but I think in a
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