Blake Horstmann: The Villain Edit & Being A Bachelor

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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We love bringing Bachelor contestants to hell. Blakely explains the anxiety that came with being on the show and how he handled being portrayed as the ultimate f*ckboy on TV. When America hated him more than ever, he shared a text message to expose the edit. He lived to tell the tale and discusses how the whole experience has changed his perspective on dating.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0	Do you think twice before you get your dick wet now?
0:03.2	Oh god, you have no idea.
0:04.6	I fall on panic attacks like I'm like you still on a sexist thing, I'm having a panic attack.
0:22.9	What is up guys?
0:24.0	We are on another episode in the fiery scary depths of hell.
0:28.7	And I have a sexy man today named Blake Horstman.
0:32.3	A lot of people wanted him on and I did watch his season of the Bachelor in Bachelor in Paradise.
0:36.4	So my little fan girl is going off.
0:38.8	Blake, welcome to hell.
0:41.6	The little devils say hello.
0:43.2	How are you feeling?
0:44.4	I'm feeling good.
0:44.9	Thanks for having me in hell.
0:46.1	This will be a lot of fun.
0:47.9	I'm excited.
0:48.4	We met on a Valentine's Day podcast.
0:50.4	Like went crazy.
0:52.4	It was wild.
0:53.2	It ticked the word.
0:54.8	And I didn't know what you'd be like in person, but you were very easy to talk to.
1:00.0	Very good listener, which I love, you know, because I'm just talking the whole time.
1:04.4	And I'm very interested in talking to a guy who has been in Bachelor nation.
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