You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of Black Klansmen.

There's never been a black cop in this city. We think you might be the man to open things up around here.

Hello, this is Ron Stallworth calling. Who am I speaking with?

This is David Duke.

Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. That David Duke?

God. Last time I checked. What can I do you for?

Well, since you asked, I hate blacks. I hate Jews, Mexicans and Irish, Italians, and Chinese.

But my mouth to God's ears, I really hate those black rats.

And anyone else really that doesn't have pure white Aryan blood running through their veins.

I'm happy to be talking to a true white American.

God bless white America.

The KKK is planning an attack.

How do you propose to make this investigation?

We'll establish contact over the phone.

We'll need a white officer to play me when they meet face to face.

You for the white race, Ron?

Oh, hell yeah. So there becomes a combined Ron Stolwork. Can you do that? With the right white man, we can do anything. Where's the last time they let a rookie lead an investigation? Oh, that's right. Never. Okay, become his friend. Let's get invited back. So what kind of stuff you guys do?

Crossburnings, marches, this is fiction. It'll be a big year for us.

You asked too many questions. You undercover or something?

We must unite and organize to fight racism.

Are you down for the liberation of black people?

Power to the people. All power to all the people. All power to all the people. It's racist. For you, it's a crusade. For me, it's a job. You're Jewish. That hatred, doesn't that piss you all? You're taking this July detector test. Why are you acting like you ain't got skin in the game? I'm telling you, a war is a common.

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