Black People Are Woman of the World

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week we examine Jay-Z's philanthropic endeavor with the NFL and their mission to make inner-city Chicago youths listen to Real Music instead of (c)rap

Also, Joe Biden bleeds from his eyes and MAGA facebook is surprisingly sympathetic.

Music: @CountCaleb - Black Democrats

Support the show and get bonus content at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're a little bit. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.0	And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:39.9	The world is ending.
0:42.0	Joe Biden's left eye is responsible.
0:44.9	We're documenting it.
0:47.5	What's up, everybody?
0:48.9	Thank you for tuning in for another episode of Minion Death Cult.
0:52.8	Big news today.
0:54.4	Have a huge announcement to make. The winners episode of Minion Death Colt. Big news today. Have a huge announcement to make.
0:56.8	The winners of the Minion Death Coosy, Patreon Giveaway.
1:02.2	Wow.
1:02.8	We drew three names.
1:04.1	We put in an extra turn for a listener who knows who they are for doing us a favor. Sadly, that person did not win.
1:15.4	However, the winners are Corey Gingrich, Sean Adams, and Clint Swerington. So congratulations,
1:26.1	folks. Your drinks will now be extra horrible.
1:29.4	But they will be a little bit cooler, and they will be tactile and adorable.
1:34.3	And also, they might, you know, they might scare people.
1:38.5	The Q one is actually fitted so if you want, you can put a little camera in there.
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