9/11, Baby

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

It's Death Cult season, folks.

Owning a 16yo girl in order to ensure ecological collapse? That's a Death Cult. Celebrating a baby born on 9/11 at 9:11 and weighing 9lbs 11oz.? Better believe that's a Death Cult.

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Music: Torche - Reverse Inverted

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're going to go to store the deserts.
0:30.5	Follow there in Barl and Tolstown. Stay tuned.
0:33.9	I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are minion death cult. Uh, the world is not ending.
0:42.0	Anyone who says otherwise is a demonic witch that must be defeated. We're documenting it.
0:49.6	I was like, where are you going to go with it today? So what's up, everybody?
0:55.1	Thanks for your patience.
0:56.8	We know this episode is coming out late, and I appreciate no one yelling at us on Twitter
1:01.3	or Facebook yet that I've seen.
1:03.5	So thank you for that.
1:05.8	We had a minor scheduling conflict.
1:10.5	I thought we were recording at four on Sunday.
1:14.3	Tony thought we were recording at one on Sunday.
1:18.1	We both had prior engagements.
1:20.1	I had to see Torch that night,
1:22.5	and Tony had to see some, I don't know,
1:24.2	some no-name band that evening.
1:28.2	I had to support DIY punk spaces, so thank you very much.
1:32.5	Yeah, I think you saw our friend Thomas's band, which, yeah, who cares about that?
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