Bitches By Blood

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:16.8	Well, ladies and gentlemen, ask, believe, and you shall receive back by the most popular demand.
0:24.1	It is my ever gracious, ever lovely, ever bitchy cousin Joe. Hi, Joe. Hi. So wonderful to be back.
0:34.8	Hi. Who is that? It's great. I'm happy. Oh my god. She's, she's chipper. She is glowing.
0:42.4	She's living her best life. She's living her best life, but still still a huge, raging bitch.
0:47.9	That'll never change. You can't dull that aspect of your personality. It is my favorite thing about
0:52.5	you. How are you? Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. I'm great. Why don't you give everybody
1:02.2	a little life update because the last time that we chit-chatted on this platform, you know,
1:08.5	you were smilthing hard. Single mom, I'd like to fuck you. You showed your bare breasts to my producer
1:15.1	Ray, who was no longer with us. Michelle has not seen your breasts yet, but the podcast is young.
1:23.7	All you have to do is ask Michelle. She will show you how to respond. You'll see him later. It'll
1:29.7	be like your afternoon delight. So why don't you just go catch us up? So I'm officially happily
1:37.2	thank god divorced. Yes. Yep. I have a juju's now four. Yep. And I came out with a kids
1:48.2	pajama and hoodie line called juju and woo, which is really cute. You guys should check it out.
1:55.0	My business partner and I and her husband Dr. Woo, who's the tattoo artist. He is our artist.
2:02.6	So it's cool and I'm in love with a man. With a man everybody is he's just all around perfect.
2:13.7	It happened quickly. I mean, I find I've been married in divorce and I finally at 34 understand
2:20.8	what it was or what it's supposed to feel like. That's a beautiful thing. Thank you. You've had
2:25.3	like a full circle moment. It's like a fairy tale. It really is. And it's and all the highs and
2:30.5	lows through the ayahuasca. Everything I would still be married if it wasn't for ayahuasca.
2:35.6	I know right. Did we talk about your ayahuasca thing here? We didn't or the mushroom. I did
2:40.0	acid and havana. That was fucking awesome. You also dropped off your child at school today and
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