Got to be on the right side.

You got to go on the right side.

I'll spend my paycheck on my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the brighter side,

We got to be on the bright side.

Go get them. Because

sometimes it feels good to say stuff like Megan Trainers' music is for Disney adults. The inside

of their head just sounds like a fan over the stove, just nothing going on in there. No internal

monologue. So we made her own little bitchy, shitty lists. And we're going to sound off on a little

bitch corner part two on this episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, I immediately take offense.

I immediately, I don't listen to Megan Trainor and I'm a Disney adult. You're not the kind of Disney

adult I'm talking about. I'm talking about HR. Oh, okay. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, those guys.

Like the people that pass around the birthday card at the office and you can't write

anything funny in there. I'm like the Disney adult that's always in risk of getting banned from Disney. You know, like, I'm that guy. You know, like right now I'm wearing my, my panda Mickey Mouse, you know, stoner panda, but he's still Mickey Mouse type shirt, you know. That's my Disney, you know. Okay, yeah, yeah, you just like the rides and, like, feeling like a kid again. I like drugs at Disney. There we go. There we go. I mean, yeah, yeah, you know. I love rides, you know, I love the music. I watch the movies. I'm excited to see Elio. I can't wait. What's Elio? Elio's the new Pixar film. It's not doing well. Bad response from people. I think that they all got to stick up their heinie until I see it and I don't like it also. But I'm very excited to check it out. Oh, man.

You know what? Before we start bitching, can I tell you about something cool? Please. Fucking saw Wu-Tang this week. Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang! Whoa! Did you smoke weed? I did. Does grass grow on the lawn? I took weed pills. I was so...

I was like, I don't want to bring...

Because it was at the Crypto.com Arena.

And I'm like, I don't want to bring weed.

I don't want to get in trouble. I show up... It's like you couldn't see through the hallways to get to the seats. There was so much weed smoke. I was so stupid.

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