Got to be on the right side.

I got to go on the right side.

I'll spend my paycheck on my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the right side. America today feels like a lot of

America today feels like a haunted house,

filled with bankers instead of zombies

and long dark hallways

filled with not owning a home or affording groceries.

But we like to glamorize the past and forget those

times were tough too. In the 1970s, we had Star Wars and Disco, but we also had a major banking

crisis and violent crime waves. So today, we're going to forget inflation is higher than a drug

dealer who won't leave your couch. Let's talk about what makes

us happy to be an American on today's episode of The Brighter Side. Man, I'm so happy I don't

got to deal with them drug dealers on my couch anymore. No. Yeah, it's so nice because like I got my

mushroom guy who just sends them to me. Yeah. And then I got my weed where I go to the store.

And then I don't do any other drugs anymore. I used to get in a stranger's car. Oh, my God, all the time. Just like, me as a single woman and a guy. And I'm like, hi. I used to just let into my home. Yeah. Or I'd go like meet him at a Wind Dixie or some shit.

Thank God that's over.

It's, thank God that part of my life is over.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Or I'd go like meet him at a Winn-Dixie or some shit. Thank God that's over. Thank God that part of my life is over. Oh, yes. Yeah, we're going to talk about it's happy Fourth of July, everybody. I know this year it's loaded and lots of people saying they're not celebrating and shit like that. Right. I'm not going to not party on the 4th of July. There's nothing I can do about it.

It's one of my favorite days, you know, and so what if we suck right now?

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