Hello everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Bible Classics. I've been pretty vocal

about the fact that you know the first dare I say four and a half five years of this podcast is absolute garbage. I mean while

inviting exciting and inciting for some broken people for me personally.

It is the most embarrassing thing that exists in the universe

and I'm just so deeply horrified by just everything in its entirety.

As intellectual property goes, I'd like a rapid fire sale because I'm so deeply embarrassed.

You know, I feel like I hit my stride during COVID

when the world was ending and I thought,

eh, throw caution to the win and let's get fucking weird.

And that's kind of where I found my rhythm and my flow through lack of pop culture,

guests, topics, you know, I thrived in the mundane.

For those who have been listening since, you know,

1937, you are aware of my cousin Joanna, cousin Joe, as we call her on the streets.

She is problematic, I mean that lovingly,

she is unhinged, she is a force to be reckoned with and she has been banned since 2019 after

endorsing eating disorders and subsequently having me lose a pretty high ticket sponsor in the health and

wellness genre as someone Joe not me unfortunately Joe has always taken a

brutally honest approach behind the microphone and for that we

celebrate her.

You know, it was a different time when I started this podcast.

It was a place with little to zero ramifications because I had all of two listeners, one of them being me.

And you know, we said things that were in poor taste.

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