And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Milaronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who doesn't know what to do with old

paper clips. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

And it is a gorgeous day here on Milleronia.

I know I control the weather and I insist that it's gorgeous but it still pays to say how beautiful it is. We love it here very

much. It's a great place to live and to be and in my case to own. We just love Miloronia and I'm also here specifically right now to make

certain that no children go back to school before Labor Day. Now on the mainland you all know that the kids

go back to school and all now, a lot of the kids are in school right now. Why they had to do that in these schools I don't know I don't

know they they wouldn't do that on millaronia I can guarantee you that not for long

remember we have two volcanoes and we're not afraid to use them.

But you know what, it's, and it's true.

Our kids, well we have grade schools, that's just the truth of it.

By the way, our kids are not anxious to go back to school.

They're not crazy. They're just like your kids on the mainland,

and kids are the same all over. They don't want to go back to school.

The parents would like them to go back to school,

but we, well, we don't do that.

And I have had some, well, some pretty tart conversations with a few of those parents where they say,

well they say, whoa, why don't you do on the mainland?

They'll go back to school for far before Labor Day.

But that doesn't last long. I'll tell you right now they they

change their attitudes very quickly right after I toss the first one of them in

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