Bin Laden Was Already Dead with Nick Turner

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We're getting political this week, honey! Comedian and podcast host Nick Turner is a true believer in a theory so controversial, it got Trump banned from Twitter and fired from being president (not actually). Nick's done some history research, and he thinks notorious terrorist leader and tape enjoyer Osama Bin Laden was not actually killed in the 2011 raid on a compound in Abbottabad. No, Bin Laden actually died of natural causes and then his body was schlepped around the Middle East for a decade until the US could finally make use of it. So is Kathryn Bigelow a liar? Were Obama and Clinton just watching someone play a video game in that notorious picture? Is Seal Team 6 just six guys? Could the government be... deceiving us?!?!!? The answers to those questions and more are all in this episode.

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0:00.0	The Imagine what it feels like when you have coronavirus and you don't have any symptoms.
0:21.3	Every single thing is like, wait a minute, is that a symptom? You know how many
0:26.8	times, like hours I spent just trying to recreate a weird swallow I had? No, it's just, all I did was think about it all day.
0:37.0	Oh, I've done that weird swallow and it's a fucking nightmare, not to mention that the air in LA is so thick with burning bodies that a bunch of people are having sore throats
0:48.0	Pretty radical I missed the current Holocaust. Oh yes, yes, they're having a...
0:54.0	It's just a petite one.
0:56.0	The LA put out a like bad air warning
1:01.0	and they were like we're lifting some of our restrictions on cremations because there are
1:07.0	so many bodies in Los Angeles that they like let crematoriums basically just run 24-7 right now and like it's a
1:16.2	and it's like a spare the air quality day because of that. Well I got an air purifier.
1:23.3	Yeah, so.
1:24.3	I was just thinking I need to see if I think I need a new filter in it.
1:28.6	Yeah.
1:30.4	Check that out.
1:31.6	But here, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. What do you think
1:39.0	guidelines are somebody has coronavirus? You know and and then you have to, what do you think has to happen before
1:46.2	that person is deemed safe?
1:51.4	And this seems like a thing that I ought to know to survive.
1:55.0	I'll tell you this no one knows it. I didn't know it and no one I know currently knows it even if I tell them.
2:01.0	I feel like I hear a lot of two week, you know, quarantine period. Like, yeah, 14 days.
2:09.2	Yeah, that's something. Yeah. And then after they don't have any symptoms. It's like 48 hours.
2:16.0	Well if you're already symptomatic.
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