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Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, thank you.

What's up? Welcome, Billy Madison.

Oh, good morning.

Oh, hi, Derek. Oh, what's up, Nard? I didn't see you over there, buddy. When did you sneak in here? I just got here. Yeah, you just snuck in, huh? Super late. What a dumb ass. Dude, can we get here on time, Nard? I am. Oh, an idiot. Like, we're professional broadcasters. A late moron. No wonder we didn't win the Marconi yesterday. No wonder. Gosh. I thought Chris said we had it. No, we didn't. Chris was wrong. Again. Yeah, again. Yeah. Big wrong on his part. Yeah. Oh and two at the Marconi. Yeah. Last time we took off work and we went there. Chris said we had it in the bag. In the bag. Oh, man, I was already celebrating. He said he had an inside source. He said he had inside info. That's what he said. Yeah. It was wrong. And then immediately Texas last night we lost. I was like, wait a minute. We were celebrating. But congrats to our old boss. He didn't mention his bad info at all either. Congrats to our old boss. He won. Oh, yeah, that's great. I sent him a nice congratulatory text. I bet you did. I was like, oh, man, I heard you won. won. Congratulations. I'm not a sore loser. I don't care.

Yeah, right. But that guy's dunking on us today. That's fine. I don't think so.

He's like, look, this guy even sent me a message. Nah. Absolutely. Absolutely. That's what you do. That's just, you know.

No, that's not what you do to him.

You know, oh and two now. He was a reputable guy, maybe. You know what? Since we've had Nard, we've been 0 and 2 with the Marconi. Yeah, but since we've had Nard, we've been nominated for the Marconi.

I just want to point, well, since we've had Nard, this is the first time that we've actually tried to win the Marconi, so we've never submitted any information. Because I don't think our old boss ever submitted any information. Oh, that guy that you congratulated? Yeah. Okay. I don't think he ever submitted our info. Oh, okay. But, yeah, I don't know. It wasn't like a thing. It only started in 89. Oh. Oh. No, I read about it yesterday. So anyways, oh and two for the Marconi, the big radio award. Yeah, they better never try to win again. Ah, they'll try to win again next year. Oh, that's disgusting. You know what's kind of cool though? I mean

in the last couple years we've been nominated so we're right there right there just oh and two.

Yeah we're the buffalo bills. No there's one station. It was on there and they were like it was like seven years in a row.

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