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Oh, good morning. Welcome, Billy Masters' show.

Derek was just sharing that he's trying to make baby number two, but he's giving his wife the Heisman.

No, yeah, not making baby number two.

You want another baby.

Yeah.

And you're not giving her the doodle to do it.

Yeah, she's like, hey, let's knock these babies out. Knock them out. No way, bud. This one was not on purpose. Man, I can imagine. That would be a lot. What if we ever have to move? There's a lot of kids to move. Yeah, it is. We'll have to have a compound or something to afford it. Yeah. We'll have to all live in one house. Well, she's just trying to do the, you know, American Dream. Oh, the American Dream's dead. You really got to show where the American Dream's dead. Interest rates for homes, they say they're not going to drop for years. Nobody's going to be able to get a home. Nobody can get a car anymore. Well, butter's up. You can't buy milk. You can eat eggs again, but you can't afford it. Well, the good thing... The good thing about my girl is that she doesn't live in, like, this world. She still lives in, like, La La Land. Oh, yeah, that's a nice place. You got living this America Dream is Dead World.

What?

Yeah, America Dream is dead.

Yeah.

She doesn't even know Charlie Kirk is.

I mean, I was just reading the story about this mistress that is suing some Google CEO.

Mm-hmm. And I'm like, this guy's CEO. Mm-hmm.

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