Five kiss rock San Antonio.

It'll rock your f-in' smart speaker.

Please and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, one, go.

Good morning, class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, baby.

Shazine.

Hi, Dad.

Zine.

I said. Shizam. You just going to leave me hanging, you big giant pack of just B-Hs is what you are.

That's all you are.

You're going to leave me hanging.

I hit the Shazam for you, you dumbass.

I hit the Shazam for you, you dumbass.

What?

Shazam. Shazam. Shazam. My gosh. Is he here? Yeah. What's this son a bitch moping about? I wasn't, I wasn't moping. Oh, because Daniel's here, his replacement. Oh, I know. He is worried. He is worried. He was not happy when you saw me. No, he is not happy. He's worried about the audition today. He's worried about you, Daniel? Yeah, he is. He's ten times what you are, Daniel. No way. Like, come on, dude. Let's not kid ourselves here. No, I'm not buying that. I mean, the proof's in the pudding. No, the proof is that Daniel will be on the phone to be better than Nard. Yeah, I don't know. NAR's better than Daniel. Yep. What? Ten times. I don't know. Daniel's still up there. Daniel's in the starting lineup. But he's no Nard. Are you going to take that, Daniel? What do you mean you're no Nard? You give us way more content than Nard has in months.

Yeah, but I can't purposely be dumb. That's the best part that you're just yourself. You're accusing Nard of purposely being dumb. Yeah, you're not a liar. You just tell stories. You don't just make up crap. Right? You pay attention.

I make fun of myself. Yes.

I can, I don't take myself too serious. I didn't make it the fact that I sucked out of a bottle and waited in line yesterday. Yeah, but we had to wait 20 years for the story, you dumbass. I mean, it took 20 years to get the story out. Well, at least they're not all out already. That's impressive. Yeah? No, it's, it's, it is kind of shocking that there's still more stories.

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