Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.

The show stops in five, four, three, two, one, go.

Good morning, class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello, Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you. Okay, thank you.

What's up? Billy Madison's show.

You know what I realized about myself?

Yes, we are live.

This is a live show.

I'll prove that it's a live show later on when I give you a shot at $1,000.

I will prove it again when we do big dummy trivia for your shot at my chemical romance tickets.

I'll prove it right now, too. I went to go to Starbucks this morning.

Derek, I realized something about myself. I hate it when other people have my idea.

What do you mean? Well, because I've been going to Starbucks every morning and I just drive

right through and nobody's there. Yeah. When I got there today,

there were two cars that were there and I just immediately got in a rage and I'm like,

oh my gosh. Now, these cars are in my way. They're biting on my bit. Huh. I don't know.

I just found out about, I was like, why are you here? This is my time. I come here. I have a smooth ride. I know what time to get there. And there's nobody there. Well, you did promote it for like, you did promote how good the tea was. I know. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah. That's the, I don't. And then I got pissed off because guess what? The dude was getting a tea in front of me. Yeah. He your drink yeah but i mean Starbucks has been like an establishment so it's like no i i know that that's that's

the weird part of me yeah because like you know they've been pretty established there oh this

Knox that's not nice he's at the airport about to head to Orlando you know that's not nice what He's at the airport about to head to Orlando. You know that's not nice. What? Because he's going to go to Disney, Knox. That's not nice to say to me. You know I like that place. It's not nice. Don't have to remind me that I got to be at work while you get to go and have fun. Rub it in. Show off.

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