Billy Madison Show Podcast - April, 8, 2026

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 173 minutes

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Summary

Cheating on the side-chick, mixed body-count marriage, remembering the names of all your "conquests", and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
0:10.0	The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go.
0:23.6	Good morning, class.
0:26.6	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:28.6	Hello, Billy Madison.
0:30.6	You want me to take my shirt off for you?
0:32.6	No, thank you. Okay, thank you.
0:34.6	I don't know why. Him drinking that protein chick annoys me. Why? I don't know. That's what I said. You dumb ass? I don't know why. You idiot. And then he goes, why? I don't know why. It just does. It annoys me. I'm trying to figure it out. Let me work it through. I don't know why it annoys me. Can you hate him? I don't think I hate him. Oh, okay. I was just, I mean, he's annoying. I don't know why. I just look over there and he's like, it's so good. Yeah, can you finish it before you get in here? It's grossing me out.
1:11.5	Yeah, I could try.
1:12.6	Yeah, what do you mean try?
1:13.8	I think, do.
1:15.8	You never watch Star Wars, you dumbass?
1:18.7	No.
1:19.0	When Yoda yells it, Luke, hey, there is no try, you idiot.
1:23.4	Only do.
1:26.1	Never watched Star Wars.
1:28.3	Nuh. See, I can't work with him.
1:30.7	I'm surprised he admitted that.
1:32.4	I can't worry.
1:33.4	He's never watched Star Wars?
1:34.8	What dude hasn't watched Star Wars?
1:38.6	Well, I'm sure if you open up the phones, it's probably a ton.
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