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Derek was just going off because this rapper offset was shot yesterday.

Yeah.

And Derek's got a great conspiracy theory.

Yeah, I do because offset apparently, the rumor is he got shot because he broke, right?

And he, I guess, owes a bunch of people money and somebody that, you know, I guess somebody that lent him money, tried to get it back, and he told him come get it back in blood.

And so that's why he got shot.

That's, you know shot that's you know

that's what the internet says i don't know how accurate that is or not but i started thinking like

because the rumor also is that carty b got back with offset after you know her and offset were together

and then they split up and she went and got pregnant by that NFL player step on digs and i was thinking

like man i wonder if they're both kind of broke and they just had this idea like hey because you

know there's always athletes in cardi b's dms right that's how they originally met and i wonder if

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