Billy Crystal (Extended Cut) | C'est La Heat

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

The Late Show Pod Show is BACK from break with this all new extended episode! Stephen checks on our friends in Europe who are experiencing a record-setting heat wave, and announces that The Late Show will broadcast LIVE this Thursday after the next public hearing by the Jan. 6th Committee. The great Billy Crystal returns to The Late Show in this Pod Show extended interview and shares some of his trademark impressions, including a spot-on Bob Woodward by way of Carol Channing. Stick around for more with Billy Crystal and check him out on Broadway starring in, “Mr. Saturday Night,” now playing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, please have a seat, everybody.
0:08.0	Lovely to be here.
0:10.0	Welcome down here, up there.
0:12.0	Everybody out there watching around the world.
0:14.0	Welcome to the late show.
0:15.0	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:16.0	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:18.0	Ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake.
0:21.0	We are back, my friends.
0:23.0	We were on a break for two weeks,
0:26.0	and thank you for noticing my tan.
0:28.0	And this is his tan as I get.
0:32.0	I went from porcelain to poached chicken breast.
0:37.0	But not everyone's.
0:39.0	Not everyone's having fun in the sun,
0:42.0	because a sweltering heat wave is sweeping across Europe.
0:46.0	And this is a nightmare for Europeans.
0:49.0	They don't have a lot of air conditioning in their homes over there.
0:52.0	And how can they possibly cool off?
0:54.0	No swimsuits can't get any smaller.
1:00.0	Across that continent, European countries
1:03.0	are facing whether they've never seen before.
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