We're Tom and Lorenzo.

And this is the Pop Style Opinion Fest.

Hello, kittens walk back to another edition of the PSO.

I am the T-in-Yurt.

Tom Fitzgerald, and I'm here with the low in your tealorelo, Lorenzo, my cousin.

I love the husband.

Hello, and we're here with Tab Hunter on the table.

Tab Hunter, a 25-pound cat who has been drawing drawing blood lately. Oh, my God. He bit me the other night in bed because I... He gets very excited. I was rubbing his belly in the wrong spot. And this boy, you have to understand, he is a big cat. He is a big cat. And he's got teeth like a dog's teeth. Yes. And cats, they will nip when they want you to stop doing something.

And, you know, they're usually pretty good at, but Tab's teeth are so freaking huge that he wound up drawing blood.

It was like one in the morning, and I had to get out of bed to wash because you don't want to get cat scratch fever or anything like that.

And then yesterday, he wanted to jump in my seat while I was, he loves when I do my duolingo

lessons.

Whenever he hears duo lingo, he comes running.

It's so cute, yeah.

Because he wants to sit in my lap and learn Portuguese with me.

And he tried to jump in my lap and I was was wearing a pair of shorts, and he's getting old, which means he can't make jumps as quickly as gracefully as he once did.

So he dug his massive saber-toothed tiger claws right into my bare thigh and then slid.

I know.

Ooh. Yeah. So I have a slash on my leg. Oh, slid. I know. Ooh.

Yeah.

So I have a slash on my leg.

Oh my God.

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