Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 84. It's the Bill and Wendy show. And Wendy,

before anything else,

that pleasant sound you hear in the background, you have to hear it. I'm sure you hear it.

Is the leaf blowers are here? The leaf blowers are here.

Is that a new band?

Yeah. With Lollapalooza canceled, they needed a venue. And I said, fellas, I enjoy your work, the early stuff. Come on out. You know what goes on here? And this is three weeks in a row. On Tuesday, this staff of leaf blowing guys comes and they blow all the leaves into my next door neighbor's yard. And on Thursday, an entirely group of guys come and they blow all those leaves back into my yard.

This has been going on for three weeks.

You know, they're supposed to blow it into a tarp and then drag the tarp out front and put it in their truck and haul it away.

I know.

Blow it into a tarp is something we used to yell at the public school kids when I was a child.

I swear to you, every kid at St. Damien thought that

public was a religion. You would see, you would see them on the street, and they looked angry and

mean. And then were you a part of CCD? Do you know what CCD is? Yeah. Yeah. Those, that was, like,

Christian kids that didn't go to Catholic school, they'd come in on the weekends and they would cram their heads full of religious stuff.

And those kids would go through our desks and take our things.

I was one of those people.

I never took things, but I left notes for the Catholic kids.

Like what?

What were your notes?

I'm sitting at your desk right now, and I just put a booger on your pencil.

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of CCD?

I don't even know what CCD stood for.

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