Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 61 (08_04_20)

The Bill and Wendy Show

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Comedy

2.4 • 610 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Bill is once again wowed by technology. Wendy comes to the realization that everything fun has to end. How do you know if you have a tasty leg?

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody.
0:15.6	Welcome to episode number 61 of the Bill Left and Wendy Snyder show.
0:19.9	I'm Bill. That's Wendy. That's how it works.
0:21.9	We choose straws. Nothing we can do about it at this point. Wendy, how are you? Good. I'm just thinking I
0:27.3	would like to be you for a day. Really? Maybe 10 minutes. You know, I give you credit for that
0:35.4	because even 10 minutes would knock a lot of people's heads off.
0:38.4	Why would you want to be me for a day or 10 minutes?
0:40.9	Just to see what it's like to be little old Billy Leff.
0:44.8	It's similar.
0:45.9	I know I've told you this before, but think about the average day of an 8 or 9-year-old, you know, just riding bikes, playing video games, that sort of thing.
0:56.9	It's not that different. It's pretty much the same as that.
1:00.4	Well, that would be fun in this day and age. Everybody is looking for that taste of nostalgia
1:06.0	because we want to go back to a time where life was actually happening. Yes. Yes. Isn't that true? Now, that said, here's what I noticed. And tell me if it's like this by you, because it's like this by me. In the summer, when I was a kid, from the time I woke up until the time I went to bed, my friends and I were playing some sort of baseball. Maybe it was wiffle ball, maybe it was
1:28.8	rubber-coated, maybe it was softball, maybe it was against the wall or a game called 500. There was
1:34.6	just baseball being played from the time we got up until the time we went to bed every day,
1:38.8	every sunny day, that was where we were. And now, like I passed by baseball fields, and it's kind of empty for the most part.
1:48.4	There's some little league going on, but kids just aren't taking the initiative to go out and, you know, playing five on five or six on six baseball.
1:56.1	Is it like that by you, too?
1:58.1	Yeah, but, you know, there is a pandemic going on so people are supposed to social
2:02.7	socially distance themselves yes and it's weird because they are abiding to the social distance
2:10.5	on the baseball fields but if you go in front of like an ice cream shop or a chipotle there are
2:16.1	hordes of teenagers with no masks on. Right. Yes. There's a
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