Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 60 (07_29_20)

The Bill and Wendy Show

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Comedy

2.4 • 610 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Baby name protocol. Baseball returns, for now. Flautist spray when they play.

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the Bill Left and Wendy's podcast. We We call it the Bill and Wendy show. You can call it whatever you want. Hi, Wendy. How are you? Good morning. How are you? Good, thank you. Very good. Mostly good. Can I start out with something pretty personal and you can guide me through this because I'm not sure exactly how to handle this.
0:39.4	Uh-oh.
0:39.7	Okay.
0:40.3	We had a conversation with one of my daughters.
0:43.2	Kylie is headed back to New York in two weeks.
0:48.1	I'm not thrilled with that situation, but I understand it.
0:51.9	You know, she's going to try to, you know, get back to some sort of normalcy back in New York.
0:57.0	And my wife's going with her.
0:58.9	Anyway, during the conversation last night, she announced that even though she is not getting married anytime soon, she doesn't have a full-time boyfriend right now.
1:08.8	And she is certainly not with child, as the kids like to say.
1:12.8	She has chosen a name if she has a son.
1:20.2	Okay?
1:20.9	Now, before I tell you what the name is, I'm going to warn you that it's ridiculous.
1:25.9	Oh, God.
1:27.6	I'm also going to warn you. it's ridiculous. Oh, God. I'm also going to warn you.
1:29.7	And I mentioned this to her yesterday that in a lot of cases, when a child is born, both
1:36.3	parents have a say in the name, but she is not buying that.
1:41.1	Her theory is she carried the baby, naming the babies up to her but i believe that in the future
1:48.4	whoever her husband is if she takes that route will uh we'll disagree with that and want to say
1:55.8	have some say in the name don't you think well yeah but then you set it like, hey, do you have any names and you hold back on your idea? Like, if I had a girl, it was definitely going to be Marley. That was just going to be the name of the girl. And there was no, I mean, Jim liked it, thankfully, but if he didn't, that was still going to happen. Right, right, right, right. So I would, you know, let him act like he had a choice in the matter.
2:21.4	What if he couldn't stand the name, though?
2:23.4	What if the name, what if he knew a girl named Marley when he was growing up and she was mean and awful?
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