Hey, everybody.

Welcome to another episode of the Bill and Wendy show, episode number 29, if you're a collector.

I'm Bill left. That's Wendy Snyder. Wendy, the question of the day, and I'll get the ball rolling.

How are you? How are you managing? You know, things are fine. I feel like it was a successful day.

Jimmy Mack did a Sam's Club run and got, get this, everything on the list.

Hold on. We have a bad connection. It sounded like you said he got everything on the list,

and I know that's impossible. No, I mean, I couldn't believe it. I texted him, and I'm like,

I've lucked out at Target with toilet paper two out of the last three times, so if you don't find it, and I didn't hear from them.

And usually I get questions like, what's the brand name of this that you want?

I didn't even hear from him.

So I thought, has he been kidnapped?

Did he get the last thing of toilet paper and someone knocked him down in the parking lot?

But no, he came home, and I said, how'd it go? And he goes, they were out of everything. I'm like, are you kidding? He goes, nope, got everything on the list. Oh, April Fool. It's not, I am an April Fool, okay? Because I don't like being fooled. Can I ask most people, when discussing toilet paper, will tell you that two-ply is the way to go.

They make one-ply, but Jimmy likes four-ply, which I think in this day and age is a little bit wasteful.

No.

And too thick.

The more ply you get, the better it is.

Yeah, is that right?

One-ply is a joke.

He panicked before this whole thing started and got some one ply at Walgreens or somewhere.

And I mean, it's like using, it's worse than tissue paper that you'd wrap a present in.

It always reminds me.

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