Hello, everybody. Welcome to episode 102. I'm Bill. That's Wendy. It's the Bill and Wendy show. You can call us,

if you want, but we don't have the technology to answer those phone calls. But please, dial up.

Dial us up. Well, can't just give your home phone number out? Yeah, call us at the house or stop by.

Why not? Why not? I'm hoping. No, you know what? I'm praying that you saw last night's episode of Oprah Winfrey talks to royal people and gets dirt. Did you hear? Did you see any of it?

You know what? I didn't watch it.

You need to find it. You need to see it.

I'll find it. But here's the thing.

I love Oprah.

I don't even know why I still like Oprah because I haven't watched her.

Her show got kind of weird at the very end.

Weird how?

Why do you say weird?

I don't know.

It just I'm not, I don't have a problem with, you know, going and exploring your inner self and, and holistic stuff.

But it just, it got out there for me where it just wasn't as entertaining.

Yeah.

And I, I don't give a rat's ass about the Royals.

There.

Oh, I said it. Oh, Wendy. How can you say such things? You do? There's going to be a Bobby at your house within moments. Bobby who? Just anyone named Bobby. Bobby Sherman will be at your house in just a moment.

My dreams would come true.

If you hear that noise that you hear in old films whenever they send either a police

officer in ambulance and you hear this,

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