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Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Kamel Anjiani.
0:02.0	My new stand-up special Night Thoughts
0:04.0	Premiers December 19th on Hulu.
0:06.0	I promise you're gonna laugh.
0:08.0	I am an immigrant.
0:10.0	Are there any other immigrants here?
0:12.0	Okay, what you can't do is point at someone else.
0:18.0	Don't miss Night Thoughts on December 19th. Streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. That wasn't my call. If it was my call, terms would not apply, but it's not my call. Terms apply. On today's Don People Town with our great guest, Bill Glass, the great Bill Glass. We've got a drunk raccoon. We've got a man who steals a truck to go see aliens.
0:38.0	Feels bad about it.
0:38.8	Feels bad about it.
0:39.4	And another man who is having a spiritual awakening and called 911 a lot of times.
0:44.3	All of that.
0:45.1	And Bill Glass on Dub People Town.
0:50.5	Dan and Rand and Jay will share Tales of folk so unaware
0:54.1	They lack and grace in sometimes
0:56.0	Choose the life they choose
0:57.3	We'll make the news
0:58.4	Breaking down each epic fail
1:00.3	In Florida there's half-rise bail
1:02.3	I'm happy to say they
1:04.2	Couldn't make this up
1:06.5	So listen to our podcast band
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