Bert Kreischer - Time Zones

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones, and so much more!

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0:00.0	On this episode of Dumb People Town, we have it all. Burt Kreischer is our guest. He absolutely crushes it and gets very confused. I'll get to that in a second because we have a story about an R2D2 that was stolen for good reason. And then we also have Elvis in a courtroom. He's the judge. Plus, Bert finds out how many time zones there really are. And you're sweating a lot, buddy. I'm soaking wet. Don't people town. Come watch it.
0:26.4	Dan and Ran and Jay will share
0:28.3	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:32.2	The life they choose will make the news.
0:34.5	Breaking down each epic fail in Florida
0:37.0	There's half-rice bailale I'm happy to say they
0:40.2	Couldn't make this up
0:42.5	So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan
0:47.4	Van Dirk don't be a jerk
0:49.5	Because when the music which the funny hits and we are gonna take you down Stick around Make a sound Bunker Down is Dumb People Town Hey Tannies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town Population, New Population Chrysher Bird Kreischer The Machine Welcome to town I grew up in Florida that is dumb people town We're gonna go there today
1:11.7	We're gonna go there today baby
1:13.6	Before we even get into the dumb you sat down and said I had an epiphany today. I hope it's so I
1:19.6	Okay
1:20.3	This is interesting as men of age right we'll be the judge of that
1:24.7	I have had issues with what I wear and what my hobbies are because when I started to get money, I just didn't want to change.
1:34.7	Sure.
1:35.2	And everyone we know that gets money, like they learn how to fly planes, they get expensive cars.
1:43.4	They start dressing different. And they've got like bespoke shoes And then they got like They can't wait to tell you about their belt Oh You've got bespoke flip flops Is that true? Bro, I am Can I tell you And so I have a bunch of rich friends I have a ton of rich friends Who's the richest friend you you have? Joe is Joe. He's the richest person. But even Joe.
2:02.6	How much money do you think he has?
2:16.8	On him? Not on him. I can guess. A hundred million dollars? Oh, no, no, oh no, no. We're talking about a billion? We're talking about a B? Are we talking about a B? Yeah, there's a B in there. I'd say three quarters of I'll tell you what
2:18.7	$750 million
2:19.8	So Joe
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