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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Bill Gates' Mosquito Factory & The Gayest Manliness Cult in History

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Bill Gates' diabolical plan to rid the world of mosquito-borne illnesses, controversy with flag placement in the White House, witches are eating corpses of roadkill, and a group of dudes get together over zoom to promote masculinity all over each other. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! GOODR - Go to goodr.com/boyscast - Use code BOYSCAST for free shipping! FACTOR - Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 for 50% off your first box! FÜM - Head to TryFum.com and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. BABBEL - Get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to babbel.com/boyscast SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This week Amazon shut down someone's smart home after a delivery driver misheard what he thought was racism coming from the doorbell.

1:00.0

And I think I speak for the whole boys cast when I say, good.

1:03.0

Although it was a false alarm this time, what happens the next time when a delivery driver hears,

1:08.0

hero, delivery, hero from the white inhabitants while they're pulling their eyes to the side in a racist fashion.

1:14.0

Or a doorbell that's been programmed into a caricature of a black woman saying,

1:18.0

go you know you better leave that food on the ground, I'll be hungry.

1:21.0

Those houses need to be shut down.

1:23.0

And those people and their doorbells will now think twice after Amazon sending a warning shot to anyone that wants to make racist remarks and have their house still work.

1:31.0

Programming your doorbell to say, hey leave the package at the door, miso sleepy.

1:36.0

It's not okay. Whoever does that should have the house shut down and their door permanently locked.

1:40.0

So other members of the KKK can't get in for the racism summit they're likely holding in their basement.

1:45.0

And before they can program their doorbell to say,

1:47.0

leave package and show bobs, please open and I'm not talking about delivery, please open show bobs.

1:52.0

Racism and sexism power off their microwave and their TV so they can't get any more of the racist fix.

1:57.0

And since you brought up sexism Ryan, what about the guy who programmed his door to say,

2:01.0

a woman in the workforce, now I've seen everything.

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