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Junkfood Cinema

Big Trouble in Little China

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Leisure, Visual Arts, Arts, Tv & Film, Hobbies

4.6732 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cargill and Brian take a few cues from good ol' Jack Burton. They're broadcasting from their own Porkchop Express and talking to anyone who's listening about the triumphant weirdness of John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earthquakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.

0:06.9

Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says,

0:10.6

Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.

0:12.8

So you do want to watch Ghost Dad?

0:15.8

I can take it.

0:17.3

This is junk food cinema.

0:31.7

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

0:36.8

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

0:38.6

Who were these guys? Welcome back to Junk Food Cinema, the only podcast rated triple X by the American Heart Association.

1:00.8

This is the Film School Rejects weekly cult exploitation film podcast that will stuff your face with Schlock without filling you up on irony.

1:08.2

I'm your host, Brian Salsbury, and there's still nothing we can do about that.

1:11.7

And I am joined by my co-host and co-hort.

1:14.9

Ghost Dad.

1:15.8

Ghost Dad himself, Bill Cosby, ladies and gentlemen.

1:19.2

You see, let's gizum to this guy's Lopsies, Gossom with a junkroot cinema, you see?

1:24.5

I don't think you worked out all the kinks in the Leonard Parts 1 through 5, but actually,

1:28.9

it's C. Robert Cargill.

1:30.4

Yeah.

1:30.9

Hey.

1:31.4

Hey, everybody.

1:33.5

Who was much more excited when he was Bill Cosby.

1:36.3

I really, I really was.

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