You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up for a second. I'm Cass, Hayden's here. Hello. And who's this? Oh, my God. Get out of here. Oh, look at us. Are you crazy? Oh, my God. It's Stuart Ol Goldman. No way. I can't believe it.

I'm just, man, good evening. Good afternoon. It's a great evening now. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much. I actually can't believe it because just before we started recording, you were telling us about all the stuff you were doing. You have to do it. Every sentence was another, like, seemingly thing that would be a full-time job. and he just did like four or five of them in a row.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Concurrently.

I've really biting off. You're booking, you're working, you're in the movie biz. I'm cooking, I'm working. Yeah. So thanks for coming. Thanks so much. Thanks for having me. Yeah, yeah. Appreciate that. I'm genuinely impressed that you managed to do it. Yeah, this is incredible.

Yeah.

And today's topic is big stick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Man, I love a stick and I love them big.

Oh, me too. Oh, yeah. You were just saying before you have a two and a half year old currently. Are they, well, I mean, you know, tomorrow they might be 2.6 years old. Yeah, there you go, exactly right, yeah. Are they into big sticks right now? Yeah, the big sticks. The dogs more into big sticks, but... Yeah. A dog really never grows out of, like, a big sticks.

No, no, no, no.

Do you reckon it's because they don't get any taller than a child? Um... A dog doesn't get tall than a child? Yeah. A dog gets tall than a child. No, but the child will eventually get taller than the dog. Hence, and becoming an adult. Yeah.

Or chate, or his teen.

Wait, I'm kidding.

But there are dogs that are bigger than children.

Yeah, but the...

Oh, I see what you mean. Hmm. Yes. But do we ever really grow out of Big Stick? No, I love a big stick. We chose Big Stick because Johnny Baby, Zammett's Baby. Mm. I guess it wasn't actually a big stick he found, but he's just really small. but he's just started walking. It was like a big piece of cornice, like plastic cornice. Yeah. Just swim around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like way bigger than him and he's walking around and waggle him this big stick. It's like, God, that guy is living. When was the last time you found a stick bigger than yourself? I was going to say it's been a while, but I haven't, I don't. Not been outside. Yeah.

I know.

It's a lot of a tree. There you go, what makes a log or what makes a stick.

Okay, so here's my theory on what makes a log.

Small log, big stick, you know what?

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