Being Cold with Jackson B. Baly

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.0	Pooh.
0:08.2	The word poop is disgusting to me.
0:10.4	Yeah, okay.
0:10.8	I feel like it is like a word for children.
0:14.5	And, but like babies.
0:16.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:16.5	When you're old enough to be a kid.
0:17.9	Men say poo.
0:19.1	Yeah.
0:19.5	You turn six, it's poop. It's poo from then on out. Poop is very like you're trying to censor the world for a child in a way that it doesn't be. Yeah, it's too, it's infantilizing the word. But we don't, I don't think, because like the other end is like shit, but shit's no, no good for polite company. No. Yeah. We don't really have a middle ground
0:38.7	poo wood, I think. Well, you can go scientific, but that feels too cold. He's a feces. Yeah, feces or excrement or something. What are we, freaking Nobel Prize winners over here? Are we scientists? Do you know what I do if I'm in sort of polite company? Mm-hmm. The one time it's happened to you.
0:55.3	The one time it's happened to you.
0:55.4	Yeah.
0:55.4	Yeah.
0:55.6	People are company.
0:56.8	No, like if I'm, if I'm in sort of polite company. The one time it's happened to you, being a polite company. No, like, if I'm, if I'm so excited to be in polite company one day. Hasn't happened to me yet? Well, here's the thing. I'm still talking about poo in this situation. So if I'm with, if I'm in a group. There's only so much you can do. Sometimes I'm like, I don't know what word to use. I don't know which one, so I'll go a little bit silly.
1:12.5	Yeah, okay.
1:13.1	So I'll use poop.
1:27.3	Oh, okay. Pup's good. I really like poop. Have poop? Yeah, okay. It's like, she pooped. She pooped a poop. Oh, you've done a poop. You've done a poop. I was, I really like, this is not poo, but for fun, it's Pop-Off.
1:28.3	Pop-off's good. Pop-off's really funny to me.
1:29.6	Oh, we had Fuffy.
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