Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own.

Into our house, enter thou not.

Through our fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death, creeps, peepers, Roberts and Annabels.

I'm Dan.

Hello, Dan. I'm Lulu Marie.

Hello, Lily Marie.

Hi.

Real quick before we get into our stories, just a huge thank you for everybody who attended the 2025

Wet Hot Bad Magic Summer Camp, Summer of Love. This is the first episode, Lindsay and our recording since we got back. just a huge thank you for everybody who attended the 2025 wet hot bad magic summer camp summer

a love this is the first episode lindsay and i recordings since we got back it was just such a

truly lovely experience so many amazing people so many kind inclusive people lots of live and let

live vibes all different sorts of people accepting and warm so many campers cameers came alone, a lot of women especially, made new friends, felt safe, had an incredible time.

I think that really speaks to this community.

The response to the live, scared to death show that Lindsay and I put on, including a special

nightmare fuel, written from the point of view of one of this year's campers.

So much fun.

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