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Off Air with Jane & Fi

Big Mamma Garv unleashed on the streets (with Carol Vorderman)

Off Air with Jane & Fi

The Times

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4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

It’s a jam-packed Thursday: there are parish notices; an idea for a new podcast format steam-rolled by a book club announcement; a reflection on the lasting impact of the whoopee cushion; a call for respect for farts in yoga; and a moment of real self-indulgence... enjoy!


Plus, Carol Vorderman reflects on her career and discusses the perks of mid-life.


Our next book club pick is 'A Town Like Alice' by Nevil Shute.


Our most asked about book is called 'The Later Years' by Peter Thornton.


You can listen to our 'I'm in the cupboard on Christmas' playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1awQioX5y4fxhTAK8ZPhwQ


If you want to contact the show to ask a question and get involved in the conversation then please email us: janeandfi@times.radio


Follow us on Instagram! @janeandfi


Podcast Producers: Eve Salusbury

Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler


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Transcript

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0:00.0

And we're here. Right. Welcome.

0:11.5

Welcome to Offer. Let's just have a little check-in with fees back. Any progress?

0:16.4

Well, no, not really. And it got usurped by a child's medical need. So that's absolutely fine.

0:22.5

Nothing too serious, though, we need to say, no, no. But sometimes that's quite helpful, isn't it?

0:28.2

Don't you find? What, when it takes your mind off your suffering?

0:30.7

Yeah, when you just think, okay, I can't deal with that, so I've got to go and deal with that.

0:34.3

I'm sure my back will be absolutely fine. Do you always take note of the advice on the

0:41.8

painkillers? You know that you shouldn't take this for more than three days and all that kind of

0:45.3

stuff. I'm not suggesting that anyone takes over the normal recommended dose, but I often think

0:51.1

that those type of warnings have come to mean nothing to people.

0:55.1

Would you agree?

0:55.9

I think that's very interesting.

0:57.1

I think over-the-counter meds are so, I mean, they're so, well, are they overused?

1:04.5

They're certainly.

1:05.1

They're ubiquitous, aren't they?

1:06.3

That was the word I was groping for, ubiquitous.

1:08.4

Because I remember in my childhood, you'd open the family medicine cabinet, and that generally there'd be TCP, germaline, possibly

1:17.5

paracetamol, possibly cailin and morphine for your dodgy belly or whatever, and that would be it.

1:23.8

Maybe calamine lotion. But also, you would have a family medicine cabinet these things weren't things

1:30.3

in my memory that anybody carried out and about with them they didn't whereas now i defy all of our

1:37.0

beautiful lovely lady listeners in particular i bet you've all got a small pharmacy in your handbag

1:44.1

almost certainly and i never leave the house without some form of I bet you've all got a small pharmacy in your handbag.

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