Hey, everyone. Today's book is Big Little Lies by Leon Moriarty. I spent a long time on a joke about how

it's kind of like Schrodinger's cat, because the lies are both big and little. So pretend you're

laughing at my incredible joke. It's both funny and not funny. I'm Kellynerskin. I'm a comic, a father,

and for me, reading this book was a lot like watching the new King Richard movie

about Venus and Serena Williams' father. That is, at times it made me feel like an inadequate

parent and other times it made me feel like a great one. And I'm David Vance. If I ever start

turning into an ultra-masculine bro, just remind me I read this book till 5 a.m.

Weeping. Big Little Lies starts with the first day of kindergarten and ends with a murder, which is kind of how life is if you are murdered.

By the way, it's a masterpiece. And this is the book pile.

Also speaking of big little lies, today we're doing a special deal where if you rate and review

our podcast, you will never die. Podcast listener, I love this game 012, 19, 38, 465 says,

I respect that you read the whole thing.

So wanted to throw it out there in case they're, like,

hiding their social out in the open.

This is genuinely the best podcast I've subscribed to by far.

Excellent work, guys.

That's nice.

It also, again, shows my insecurity because

as I was reading it, I thought that they were saying the best podcast they subscribed to so

far. And I was about to be like, this is a bad review. Can someone please help Kellyn?

If you want to see me perform live, I'm going to be at Wise Guys in downtown Salt Lake

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