Hey, hey, hey, beds and burners and short rounds.

My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that is excited that the holiday taint is finally here.

I don't give a shit about the new year or Christmas, really. It's the taint that

matters. Coming to you from a hotel room in San Diego, California, sweet home San Diego. On Monday,

December 26, 2016, Doug plugs tonight.

The Taint Tour kicks off with Doug Loves Movies at the American Comedy Company,

downtown San Diego.

It's a new tradition I started last year, the day after Christmas.

Doug loves movies.

Come on down.

Let's pack the place and have some fun.

Tomorrow night, speaking of packing places, I'm at the gigantic Irvine Improv in Irvine, California at the Irvine Speculum.

Shows at 8 o'clock.

We'll start with some stand-up.

Me and a special guest will do some stand-up.

And then if you bring name tags, you can participate in a round of Last Man Stanton on stage at the end of the show.

Thursday night, same deal at the Sack Punch, Sacramento Punch Line, stand-up and games,

and then probably a big smoke session outside afterwards if it's not too chilly.

And then Saturday, spend your new year's eve early afternoon with me at 420 for Douglas movies at the Tempe improv come on mesa

come on Scottsdale come on Phoenix come, come on Tempe, come on out this Saturday.

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