Ready, I got my hair cut way too short.

I didn't mean to. It just kind of happened. It's looking good. It just kind of happened. Yeah, it's not that short. I mean, yeah. I said, give me to Chris Sims. Oh, I would love to see that. Maybe that's a bet we need to make going to the summer. I'd like to see them take it down to about the skin on the side. Let's see that. That would be a good look for you.

No, not going to happen.

That's actually not bad. I could live with that. You could deal with that. You can go blonde.

That's better than that's better than your fresh cut gomer pile look. I know. It's a where it's a big discussion my house. My, my, you know, gomer pile look and what I do. Most of my family wants me to grow my hair out. They're sick of it short. Oh, Christopher, you have such beautiful hair. Why do you keep cutting it like this? That's what I'm hearing a lot in my house. So we're going to have to make a decision here soon.

Wait, who are you hearing that from?

Your wife or your parents? My wife, my parents. I mean, pretty much everybody in my sister, everybody in my family is pretty much gives me crap about my hair over the last like six, seven months. You've been doing that for a while now. I know. see an old clip every once in a while or I'll be looking up an old story on PFT and there'll be a clip of us from a few years ago. God, we've changed. I know, right? But it's amazing. You don't think about it at the time. Why would you? But now I'm now, I'm self-conscious like a couple of years from now. When I look back on clips from now, I'm going to think, oh, God, what was wrong with those guys then?

We look great now.

Those guys were ugly. We look great. But you had some long hair. I did. I had some hair that was all over the place. So I got to figure out what I'm going to do. I think I'm going to ride the short hair, gomer pile haircut out for the summer.

And then when we come back after our break, training camp, all that, I'll start the grow out and I'll try to

look better for my wife and my mom so they like me more. Well, that's the key. You got to keep them

happy. Those are the only two members of the audience that ultimately matter by the way yeah by the way we communicated about this yesterday they the

i don't i don't i don't want to talk about this because i'm scared about it i can't it's what

it's one thing to say oh i'd get up on the mound and I'd groove a first pitch right into the glove.

I'd make the catcher pull the glove off and go, ah, oh man, that was something.

That was heat.

And then comes the, then comes the email from the Pittsburgh Pirates offering me the opportunity to put my money where my mouth is.

And I saw that yesterday last night.

Yeah.

And it was one of those things.

It was like, oh, shit.

Yeah.

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