And welcome to Big Duck Energy. Big Duck Energy. That's right.

Putting the quack in your mama's back. That's Big Duck Energy. The Pac-12 North's most notorious

Oregon podcast. Maybe the only Oregon podcast, but that's fine. We're here to explain the big

the big Pac-12. We're going to call it the Big Pac-12 North. Yeah, it already started.

Because we're tired of the east coast haters, the butteleates of the world, saying that we're small,

saying that our thighs are insufficiently girthy. We see your comments, we read your message board.

We have great thighs, we have boom and systems. Damn, boom.

We're on Pac-12 literally. Why would you do that if we're so bony and if we're not supple, idiots?

Yeah, exactly. We have, we have college football. Listen, beyond Oregon, we have college football's

most flexible team. That's right. Stanford. Yeah, they're smart and they're live. Sequoia's are

thick. That's right. We got, we have tons of thick football players. Bears? Bears? Who got

bears? Come on. What's thicker than a bear? Other bears. We have multiple bears. That's right.

Multiple bears. What do you have? SEC? You got wildlife like what? Couple groundhogs, snakes?

You got basically the like castaway drawer in the kitchen of animals.

Los skin dogs, gross. Gators? Ain't no meat on a fucking gator. Nope. Nope.

And before Louisiana man tries to say, oh, actually, there's good eat. No, I need gator. I'm from

I'm from Georgia. I've moved to Oregon recently. I know what I'm talking about. Fried

Commodores better. I bet there's actually a pretty real Georgia.orgon pipeline for reasons

that we probably shouldn't go into on the market. Oregon strength coaches from Georgia matter of fact.

Man with a mustache, the man with a very viral mustache. Coach, coach, felled. Yeah, Aaron

felled. I looked it up and loose skin to dogs.biz is available. Of course it is. You know why?

South ain't on the internet yet. That's right. All right. Still on dial up. Speaking of,

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