Welcome to the text files. That's right. The only podcast that covers college football,

Texas conspiracy theories and dare to tell the nasty tumble lead choke truth about how the

entire nation is conspiring to keep down the greatness that is Texas longhorn football.

That's right. I'm Spencer Hall broadcasting from another location somewhere here in Texas.

We can't tell people where we're at because it gets too hot. People come after you with things.

They want to they want to complicate your hard, simple truths. They want you,

they want you to sleep. They want to be in your apocalypse bunker amp or at the same time.

Can't have that. No, no one. No. Joining me, brother Jason, brother Jason, who was broadcasting from

an unknown location also somewhere here in the lone star state. Brother Jason, are you are you safe

and bovine today? Yeah, I think this time we're going to pick our own hometowns. I'm tired of

being assigned hometowns. Pick your own because it's an alias anyway because we can't tell people

where we're at. Right. It's too dangerous. I'm going to tell them I live in flat Texas.

That's part about flat Texas. It's in the same county as pancake Texas.

No way. That's true. Look it up. Oh, look it up. I'm going to tell people that I am from cut and

shoot Texas. Cut and shoot just around the corner from Kermit, Texas. I'm also from dish Texas.

Hmm. I am Spencer Hall and I'm from Waco, Texas, home of the Jade helmets.

Hey, it's Friday night lights, the real Friday night lights. So much more terrifying than

imagine. Also joining us tonight to discuss the truth about Texas football that no one else will

tell you. Ryan, Ryan joining us from I believe unknown. I'd rather not even disclose an alternate

location. Okay. Ryan is from uncertain Texas. Yes, that's a real town too. I continue to fight

for custody of my beautiful sons, Campbell Clemens and Caro, which my ex-wife asserts. I have no

right to in the divorce, but I will remind you there is no UT in divorce. Give up on cult.

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