Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Woodless Wade, winces that wanked on mags, and questions the boys about bugs and pussy.

Mancini's Mark is too hot, rah, purchases pitiful firepower and ramrods his wick.

Blue-eyed Bob can't fire it up, wants to get sticky,

and states Wade looks like he pounds Garfield hard.

From vegan bullets to upskirting owls.

Yes, it's time for Big Dog Energy.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I just made a spit bubble and I hope

it didn't show up on camera. I'm joined as always by my co-host Mark and Bob. Hello, how are you two

doing? We're co-host today? Did we all win? We're always co-host.

I'm just the host.

I don't think that's how that words work.

Competitors is kind of what I've been hearing.

Your competitive co-host, and I'm the godlike one today.

Who hasn't won in a long time and complained about it last episode?

It has been a long time, but I'm glad to be back. I wasn't

really complained about so much as trying to keep my streak alive. I hope everyone is doing well.

While I try to figure out my life, I'm going to allow these two to have some small talk time.

What's up, guys? I learned an interesting thing about temperatures and furnaces this week.

Oh, wow. Did you know it can be cold enough outside that your furnace, which is inside the house

in the basement in our house, can then not be able to turn on because it's too cold outside,

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