Six opinionated Brits with very different views on immigration,

experience parts of refugee routes to Britain.

You don't get that in South Yorkshire?

Will the ordeal change their minds?

Oh my God, what is this?

Syria is scary.

I don't know what we're going to do.

This is horrible.

A new series, go back to where you came from on Channel 4.

Stream now.

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode,

bronzed barb becomes Rochak and Batman,

butchers Le Francais, and attempts to improve annoying abbreviations.

Wasteful Wade gets blown off by support,

collects frozen feces,

sniffs of fists, and advises dicking.

Maneuverable mark clears colossal poops, evokes empathy and gets crusty with blood-sucking boners.

From shit-talking to telekinetic porn. Yes, it's time for acronyms, but better.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Distractable, the result of a science experiment gone horribly right. name is bob and i will be your host for

today because i won the last episode because the way that this works is i host two other people

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