Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toes.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having a great day.

I am because out of all this podcast studios in all the world,

you decided to walk into mine.

Hey, Ben, my co-host for today.

How you doing?

I'm doing great.

How are you doing?

Thank you so much for being here on Show Notice.

Show, I'm having a stroke.

Short notice, Jack's was unavailable today.

And I thought, hmm, I have so many options for co-hosts down here.

Olivia, she was child-wearing, so she was not available.

While you were my only choice, you were also my first choice.

Also, as we discussed on the Patreon, I really have come into my own as a podcaster,

since I now have basically an award-winning podcast that had Hillary Duff on it,

that blew up the internet.

Yeah, you told me.

Honestly, I am, like, should be your first choice.

Ooh.

And you can take that Taylor Striker.

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