All Paws On Deck: Monday, April 3rd, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Gwyneth Paltrow thanks jury for their 'thoughtfulness' after trial win (Page Six) (20:40) Pete Davidson Says Attention to His High-Profile Relationships Made Him Feel 'Small,' Like a 'F--king Loser' (PEOPLE) (25:40) Kim Kardashian jokes about copying her sister Khloe's outfit that she infamously said made her look like a 'clown' in 2018 (Daily Mail) (40:09) Author James Patterson accuses New York Times of 'cooking' its Best Sellers list in blistering letter to the editor they refused to publish (Daily Mail) (49:37) Lamar Odom Acquires Rehab Centers in CA... Vows To Save Lives (TMZ) (1:05:50) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.7	And welcome back to the Toast.
0:04.1	Happy Monday after a very long weekend without the Toast.
0:07.5	We apologize, we really do, but I can't lie,
0:10.4	we were so busy.
0:11.8	We were educating the youth, we were,
0:14.7	that I'm not, actually I'm not even sorry.
0:17.2	It didn't feel like a long weekend for us,
0:18.8	cause it was so busy with education.
0:20.6	Lecture, lecture, lecture, educate, educate, educate.
0:23.6	It's not like we feel like we have a long weekend,
0:25.4	so leisurely, but this week is an exciting week.
0:28.0	One, Tertleluia is in Florida.
0:31.0	Yes, if you're watching on YouTube,
0:32.1	Jackie and I are in our duo studio.
0:35.2	And we have the flamingos which have been forsaken for so long,
0:38.4	for too long, we have the Stripes,
0:39.7	brother and they're both in studio today wanting
0:41.6	to work with their mommies.
0:42.7	It's a Bryce Stripes, Tertlelu and Jackson Fair,
0:44.9	which is so...
0:48.3	Some Chouis.
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