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Top Flight Time Machine

Big Cow

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2018

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Robot and human racism, liars, a grandstanding handstanding ex-Marine, the weekend's football and at last, Sam's big cow story...

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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.

0:25.0

Here we go.

0:27.0

Here we go.

0:30.0

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. we go here we go this is it

0:37.0

This is top flight time machine I'm Andy Dawson I'm Sam

0:39.5

I'm Sam de la'erne good morning Sam it's it's not even nine o'clock on a Monday morning and we're doing this. It's a bit early for me.

0:46.7

See as I was bad as we started this podcast for a laugh because we both do a bit of

0:51.2

professional radio broadcasting

0:53.4

where there are certain obligations like turning up on time having not to swear

0:58.9

you know doing it more than the link once a fortnight. Yeah hitting the news on time all this

1:04.6

shit right and that's what we don't we do we like talking about stuff but we

1:09.7

don't like having to be places on time or we don't like having to remember not to swear.

1:16.2

Let's do a podcast.

1:17.5

Now we've suddenly accidentally professionalised this podcast. Is it like the economist did that sponsorship deal with us.

1:25.0

Yeah, that was the end of it, wasn't it?

1:27.0

Next thing, you know, you and I even know when we're doing it remotely, like today, right,

1:31.0

and we're both in our respective homes at opposite ends of the country.

1:34.3

We're going to start wearing ties and jackets.

1:36.7

We'll start putting it out on video as well, getting camera set up.

1:41.6

Oh, mate. Put your clips that Oh mate, this is a commercial,

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