Hey, fam, Patrick here.

Fam, I am so excited to tell you that tickets for my upcoming tour are now on sale.

And in case you're like, girl, what the hell are you talking about tour?

Fam, I've put together a brand new evening that I'm bringing all across the country starting in February.

So it's a storytelling event that turns into a party.

And for the first part of the evening, I'm going to tell you a brand new story about a disastrously hilarious evening I spent with Golden Girls icon herself, B. Arthur.

It was a disaster because I was obsessed with her and she couldn't stand me,

but she was stuck with me for the entire evening. She drank, she sang, she thought my name was

Peter. So I'm telling that story mashed up with the story of my brand new baby daughter,

just appearing on my doorstep one day with basically no notice and how that turned my and

my husband's life

upside down in just the most wonderful way. Oh, and because I'm extra, we've brought in the

incredible B. Arthur impersonator, Jason B. Schmidt, who'll be appearing via video to play the role

of B. Arthur from Beyond the Grave, giving her take on this whole ridiculous situation.

The story part lasts a little bit less than an hour, and then we all go to the venue bar. We've got

the venue to ourselves for the entire evening. It's a cash bar where we'll drink, we'll mix and mingle,

I'll get to meet every last one of you, and you'll get to meet fellow TCOFAM

in your area. For the first leg of the tour, I'll be coming to Seattle for opening night on February

20th, then Los Angeles on February 22nd, Salt Lake City on February 23rd, Denver on February 25th,

Indianapolis on March 8th, New Orleans on March 10th, and Kansas City on March 26th, with many more cities to be announced shortly.

Tickets are available right now at Patricktours.com.

You can also click the link in the show notes here.

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